|Ryan Lochte showing off his counting skills.|
Al-Qaeda terrorists were caught attempting to bomb a commercial train this week. It was part of a plot to harm scores of empty seats.
According to a new study by the National Institutes of Health, the video game "Tetris" may help treat adults with lazy eye. However the study also finds that the video game won't help adults who suffer from lazy ass.
Todd Harrell, bassist for “3 Doors Down” has been charged with vehicular homicide after being involved in a crash that killed another driver. 3 Doors Down has canceled their remaining tour dates out of respect for the victim and people who like good music.
Zach Braff launched a Kickstarter campaign for the movie “Wish I Was Here”. It's the story of a guy who learns there's a place where "Garden State" doesn't exist.
In an effort to increase the minimum wage, many fast food workers in Chicago have gone on strike. Though a more effective move would've been for them to gone on to college.
The University of Victoria in British Columbia is offering a course on the science of Batman. It's a core class for students who want to major in bullshit studies.
"People" magazine has named Gwyneth Paltrow the world's most beautiful woman. Just when you thought "People" couldn't sink any lower, they go and plagiarize the lead singer of Coldplay.
"People" magazine has named Gwyneth Paltrow the world's most beautiful woman. Which means "People" magazine has been hacked by the lead singer of Coldplay.
"People" magazine has named Gwyneth Paltrow the world's most beautiful woman. Paltrow said it's an honor because she didn't realize other women even existed.
Virgin Airlines has introduced a new in-flight service that allows travelers to buy drinks for other passengers on their flights. Virgin also plans to stop calling it "airfare" and start calling it a "cover charge".
Virgin Airlines has introduced a new in-flight service that allows travelers to buy drinks for other passengers on their flights. It's all part of their plan to make flying an even more awkward experience.
A Utah man went on "The Doctors" to show off a 14-year-old McDonald's hamburger that looks exactly the same as the day it was made. The man claims the burger has the same chemical makeup as Justin Bieber.
One of the founding members of Ace of Base was previously a member of a Nazi punk band. The musician is now considered a unanimous choice for induction into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Shame.
Jessica Simpson’s parents were officially divorced this week. It's the toughest break up for Simpson since the last time she left Burger King.
According to a new study, Belgium has the worst traffic jams in the world. Though technically the traffic there is just cars backed up from Los Angeles.
Jon Hamm will host this year's ESPY Awards. Organizers also announced that instead of using seat fillers they'll just use his penis.