A Washington man has been accused of having sex with a woman after hypnotizing her. He's being charged with false impersonation of Ryan Gosling.
ABC is making a sitcom about a soccer player who comes out as gay. The show was pitched to ABC by your high school's football team.
NBA player Amar'e Stoudemire says he's been bathing in red wine to help with the circulation of his red blood cells. While Kathy Lee and Hoda say they've been bathing in red wine to help with the circulation of their bullshit on tv.
David Letterman's cue card guy was fired after attacking one of the show's writers. He should've known better, because it was #1 on Letterman's Top Ten Ways to Get Fired From Letterman.
A Chicago area prison guard is accused of smuggling sandwiches stuffed with marijuana into the jail for prisoners. The other guards became suspicious when an inmate referred to his sandwich as a BL-THC.
Toys R Us has decided to stop selling Breaking Bad action figures because they depict the wrong image of crystal meth. Because the right image of crystal meth means obsessively cleaning up toys instead of playing with them.
Researchers have discovered the earliest fish species to reproduce using sexual intercourse. The discovery was made in Larry King's porn collection.