Monday, August 5, 2013

Topical jokes that might make a robot laugh


Anthony Weiner's campaign manager has quit his campaign for New York mayor. Weiner said there were no hard feelings, and then proved it with his camera phone. 
 
Japan has launched a talking childlike robot toward the International Space Station. So far its only words have been "Are we there yet?"

Producers of the Broadway musical "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" are looking for a new lead actor. They say the new lead should be someone who's comfortable in a body cast.

On Friday, a contract dispute led to Time Warner pulling CBS-owned channels from its cable lineup. Or as viewers are calling it, "Can't See TV".

On Saturday, Barack Obama celebrated his 52nd birthday. He said he was overwhelmed by all of the kind "Happy Birthday" messages passed along to him by the NSA.

According to "TMZ", Lindsay Lohan wants to live a life that's free of alcohol. Though people closer to her say she actually meant a life of free alcohol.

An executive from HBO has been named the new U.S. ambassador to Spain. Which means the relationship between Spain and the U.S. is about to get a lot more full frontal nudity.

A northern Minnesota town has re-elected a 4-year-old boy as its mayor. The little boy ran on the platform of no new veggies.


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