Louisiana congressman Vance McAllister apologized after he was caught on camera kissing a female staffer. Even worse, it was shown on the U.S. Capitol building's Jumobtron.
San Francisco police are investigating a vandalism spree that resulted in four Smart Cars being tipped over. Authorities believe it's because Smart Cars use less energy to be tipped than cows.
A recent intelligence report reveals that the CIA used Red Hot Chili Peppers songs to torture a terrorism detainee. They say it was so effective that the man still cries at any mention of California".
Katherine Heigl has sued a drugstore chain because they used her image without consent. To be fair, the drugstore should've known that the only place Heigl's image can be used is in crappy rom-coms.
A Houston woman was found guilty of murdering her boyfriend with a stiletto shoe during an argument. Prosecutors say it's the first time they've used evidence entered into court from the local police and the fashion police.
A nursing home in Long Island hired male strippers to put on a show for its elderly residents. The show was stopped when residents complained of arthritis pain caused by someone making it rain.
A British movie theater was forced to cancel a screening of Noah due to flooding. The theatre says refunds were issued at the box office, two by two.
A nutrition expert says that "superfoods" like kale and quinoa are actually bad for you and should be avoided. After hearing this, Taco Bell announced a new kale and quinoa stuft burrito.
Hillary Clinton ducked out of the way of a shoe thrown at her during a speech in Las Vegas. After hearing about this, George W. Bush gave Hillary his endorsement for President.
"Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis is about to become the father of twin girls. Francis says that according to the ultrasound both girls will be born topless.
Wisconsin has passed a law banning "revenge porn." So now the best way to embarrass someone in Wisconsin is with a video of them not eating cheese.
An atheist man in Orlando attacked his roommate because he thought he was Jesus. And the roommate didn't help things when he forgave the man for his attack.
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