Due to protests in Baltimore, a baseball game between the
Orioles and White Sox was closed to the public and played to an empty
stadium. Though that didn't stop protestors outside the stadium from
throwing out the ceremonial first brick.
The Food and Drug Administration has approved a drug that claims to
reduce double-chin fat in adults. The drug is called "exercise".
A man pulled from the rubble of a collapsed hotel three days after the
Nepal earthquake drank his own urine to survive. The man says he's lucky
to be alive, and credits being able to stand the taste of urine from years of
drinking Coors Light.
A new study has revealed how to differentiate between male and female
dinosaur fossils. For instance, scientists know they're male fossils if
they're found near a toilet seat that's been left up.
People with tattoos are reporting issues with their Apple watch. The
main issue being the watches can't pretend to care about hearing the meaning of their owners' tattoos.
Scientists believe chins likely developed because humans became more
social. While they say double-chins developed because humans became more
social with drive-thru windows.
In response to violent protests around Baltimore, the city's mayor
issued a weeklong curfew for citizens. The mayor also threatened that if
Baltimore keeps it up, they won't be allowed to watch Saturday morning
cartoons.
A baseball stadium hosting an Allergy Awareness Night won't sell
peanut-containing products like Cracker Jacks and M&Ms. They also
won't sell hot dogs, which might contain peanuts and God-knows-what-else.
Health officials say that a Liberian woman appears to have contracted
Ebola from unprotected sex with a man who survived the virus. But on the
bright side, AIDS is now only the second worst thing you can get from
unprotected sex.
An Australian "wellness" blogger who built a successful business on
claims she survived terminal cancer has admitted she never had the
disease. Though she has been recently diagnosed with Brian Williams
Syndrome.
Fans of Kylie Jenner are artificially altering their lips and posting
pictures on social media with the hashtag #KylieJennerChallenge. Though
it still sounds less painful than anyone attempting the hashtag
#BruceJennerChallenge.
Scientists in London have discovered that one's risk of obesity can be
predicted by urine samples. Their discovery was made inside the urinal
of a Burger King.
Betty Willis, designer of the iconic "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas"
sign, has died. Her remains will be buried in Las Vegas, and stay in Las
Vegas.
