Tuesday, May 26, 2015

5 Topical Monologue Jokes The Rock Would Never Save


After six years in office, President Obama finally got his own Twitter account. Obama said he'd love to follow each and every American, but that's the job of the NSA.

One of the stars of "Teen Mom 3" is trying to raise money online to purchase a boob job. It's part of a new crowdfunding site called "Titstarter".

The Center for Disease Control and Prevention has released a map that shows the causes of death that are distinctive to each state. For instance, the most distinctive cause of death in Florida is "being in Florida".

New research shows that men who ejaculate 21 times a month can reduce their risk of prostate cancer by 22%. Though it also increases their risk by 100% of having to buy more Kleenex.

During a publicity appearance in Florida, Dr. Oz rushed to help a woman who had collapsed. Though after a few minutes of tending to her, he was forced to step away for a commercial break.

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