New research reveals that babies in the womb are able to absorb their mother's native language. Which explains why Snooki's baby is already fluent in Smirnoff-ese.
A federal judge has ruled a company owned by the founder of Domino's Pizza won't have to immediately implement mandatory contraception coverage in the health care law. Which explains why Domino's just unveiled their new Pregnancy Lovers Pizza.
Researchers at the University of Michigan say a new-generation pacemaker could be powered by the beat of a human heart instead of batteries. They're calling it "a heart".
Experts say shipping within the U.S. is at risk because the Mississippi River has sunk to a historic low. For instance, on Friday night the river was seen in sweatpants at a RedBox.
Before a recent meeting with President Obama, Speaker of the House John Boehner told House Majority Leader Harry Reid "Go f*ck yourself!" Though political experts expect this to be filibustered by Reid's penis.
Next month Starbucks will open its first store in Vietnam. Customers may experience flashbacks to cups of coffee costing less than $9.
Playmate Crystal Harris married Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion on New Year's Eve. The new couple watched the ball drop at midnight and then two more when when Hefner disrobed.
Car rental company Avis has agreed to buy Zipcar for $500 million. Though when Avis showed up to make the purchase, it was not the same company they had reserved online.
Car rental company Avis has agreed to buy Zipcar for $500 million. Which turned out to be cheaper than renting it by the hour.
Car rental company Avis has agreed to buy Zipcar for $500 million. Though Avis was charged an extra $80 for not arriving with a full tank of gas.
During his Meet the Press interview, President Obama vowed to put his "full weight" behind legislation to prevent gun violence. Then Chris Christie offered his "full weight" and crushed the legislation.
Experts say Hillary Clinton's blood clot was likely caused by her extended bed rest. Which means Bill Clinton had nothing to do with it.
A new study finds that 94 percent of Israeli high school students surf social media sites during class. And the other 6 percent were too busy on Facebook to complete the study.
It's been reported that Lindsay Lohan spent New Year's Eve in London. Lohan celebrated like all Londoners: by driving on the wrong side of the road.
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is giving voters an extra 24 hours to submit their choices for Oscar nominations. The Academy said the extension is because voters are still waiting for the end of Judd Apatow's "This is 40".
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