Monday, May 20, 2013

8 jokes that didn't perform at the Billboard Music Awards

A European man died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest on his farm. His final words were "Me so hornet-y".

According to a new survey, the job with the highest level of obesity is bus driver. And the job with the second highest level of obesity is Governor of New Jersey.

A new study shows that women are 31 percent more likely to give their number to a guy with a guitar. Unless it's the guitar from Guitar Hero.

Oscar Meyer is introducing a new hotdog that has bacon pieces cooked into it. So finally, you'll be able know what a tiny part of your hot dog is actually made of. 

Palestinians are breaking the Israeli blockade of the Gaza Strip by smuggling in food from KFC. Which means the Israeli army now poses less of a threat to Palestinian health than Colonel Sanders.

Lindsay Lohan turned down an offer to be roasted on Comedy Central. However she said she wouldn't turn down an offer to get roasted on her couch.

A cross-country flight was forced to make an emergency landing after a woman refused to stop singing a song by Whitney Houston. Authorities then added to the woman's Whitney Houston tribute by placing her in handcuffs.

According to a study in "Psychologist" magazine, one of the best ways to get someone to go to bed with you is to make them laugh. Which means you should never take a date back to your place to watch NBC.

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