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A porn company is making a parody version of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Though they say they're having trouble finding the right guy to play the part of Khloe.
A woman who went to a Rihanna concert claims that while there, a lipstick sample gave her herpes. Or as Ke$ha fans call it, "a souvenir".
Students
in Kansas City have built a car that needs tweets, Facebook likes, and
Instagram photos to run. Though it's also been reported that the car
will stall out when friended on Myspace.
For an upcoming mission to Mars, NASA is developing a 3D printer that can make pizza. Which is good because Mars is way outside of Earth's delivery area.
Scarlett Johansson might play Hillary Clinton in an upcoming movie. Upon hearing this, Bill Clinton asked to play the role of Bill Clinton.
Google is working on creating wireless networks for more remote parts of the world, such as sub-Saharan Africa and Southeast Asia. It's all part of a plan to provide everyone on Earth the access to ignore Google+.
On Thursday, the UCLA Medical Center performed the world's first live-tweeted brain surgery. Things got really awkward when one of the surgeons tweeted #oops.
It's been
reported that Phillip Seymour Hoffman has completed a 10-day detox
program in rehab after a relapse in drug addiction. Sources say
Hoffman's recovery is going so well that they expect it to receive an
Oscar nomination.
An
asteroid the size of 9 cruise ships harmlessly flew past Earth on
Friday. Though Carnival passengers say you can't compare the asteroid to
cruise ships since it wasn't on fire and filled with poop.
Part
of Disneyland had to be evacuated after a container of dry ice exploded
in a Toon Town trash can. The only reported injury was a Toon Town
character who was hit by the explosion and saw floating stars.
A
Chinese food company will pay over 4 billion dollars for American pork
producer Smithfield Foods. Experts have described the massive
acquisition as both "sweet and sour".
Officials
say a Walt Disney World patron on a ride with her grandson found a
loaded gun on her seat. Witnesses described the gun as being the
quickest way to the front of the line.
New
York Mayor Michael Bloomberg is the latest high profile politician to
receive an envelope containing Ricin. While Chris Christie has admitted
to receiving multiple packages of rice 'n' beans.
A
teakettle that looks similar to Hitler has sold out on JCPenney’s
website. As a result, they're now selling teakettles that look similar
to Anne Frank, but instead of whistling they stay quiet.
Joe
Biden says the U.S. and Brazil are ready for a deeper relationship.
Also ready for a deeper relationship: Biden's foot and mouth.
The
CEO of McDonald's claims he lost 20 pounds while still eating meals at
the fast food restaurant every day. Though experts say he could lose
even more weight if he wasn't so full of crap.
A
former Microsoft executive has announced plans to make marijuana a
brand in the US. And if the brand becomes the Microsoft of marijuana,
users can expect to crash while smoking.
The
Cleveland man who become an overnight celebrity after he freed three
women believed to have been held captive for a decade is now commanding a
public speaking fee of $10,000. Or as he knows it, 10,000 value menu
items from McDonald's.
A
new study says that habitually drinking diet soda is just as harmful to
your teeth as being addicted to meth. Though meth still trumps diet
soda in effectiveness for weight loss.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have split up. Stewart said she lost interest after finding out that Pattinson wasn't already married with a wife and kids.
Shia LaBeouf will use a body double for graphic sex scenes in the new movie "Nymphomaniac". In other words, Shia LaBeouf will only be appearing in the credits.
CBS pulled an episode of "Mike & Molly" because it involved a Tornado. After hearing this, NBC announced that it's giving the Tornado a sitcom.
A gospel singer is suing McDonald's, claiming her voice was ruined after she bit into a piece of glass that was in a chicken sandwich. McDonald's says they have no idea how something that nutritious got into their chicken sandwich.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have split up. Stewart said she lost interest after finding out that Pattinson wasn't already married with a wife and kids.
Shia LaBeouf will use a body double for graphic sex scenes in the new movie "Nymphomaniac". In other words, Shia LaBeouf will only be appearing in the credits.
CBS pulled an episode of "Mike & Molly" because it involved a Tornado. After hearing this, NBC announced that it's giving the Tornado a sitcom.
A gospel singer is suing McDonald's, claiming her voice was ruined after she bit into a piece of glass that was in a chicken sandwich. McDonald's says they have no idea how something that nutritious got into their chicken sandwich.
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