Sharon Osbourne revealed that she once dated Jay Leno. Or as Leno described it, a match made in denim.
After being defeated in the New York City mayoral primary, Anthony Weiner gave a reporter the middle finger. Then moments later, he gave his cell phone the middle leg.
Tim Tebow was recently offered a 3-year contract to play quarterback for an arena football team. Which means that when there was only one set of footprints, it was just God carrying Tebow to Arena Football.
It has been reported that a 150-pound watermelon worth $1,500 was recently stolen. Authorities say the suspect should be considered armed and delicious.
A man in the Philippines has spent 16 years and thousands of dollars having plastic surgery to look like Superman. Even more impressive, it was all done in a phone booth.
Critics suspect Diana Nyad cheated during her 110 mile swim from Cuba to Florida. Mostly because she did it while holding a valid US passport.
Police have installed 37 cameras on the Las Vegas strip to deter crime. So now what happens in Vegas, stays in a Vegas surveillance camera.
A group of American Historians who were recently asked to grade Barack Obama's presidency have given him a B minus. Or as George W. Bush calls it, "a 140 percent".
After getting knocked down during a charity soccer match, Louis Tomlinson of One Direction threw up. Witnesses described the puking as sounding like the next hit single.
Tokyo has been awarded the 2020 Summer Olympics. It's expected to be the first Olympics where athletes can potentially walk away with Gold, Silver, Bronze, and Plutonium.
McDonalds is testing a new product called the "Blitz Box", which contains a variety of menu items that amount to nearly 3,000 calories. Or as Chris Christie calls it, a "snack".
In a recent interview, Lionel Richie offered parenting advice to Billy Ray Cyrus. Then, both Richie and Billy Ray were offered hair styling advice from Fantastic Sam.
In Arkansas, a 107-year-old man was killed in a shootout with police. He was pronounced dead at the scene of natural causes.
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