On Wednesday morning, Anthony Weiner fulfilled a “lifelong dream” by doing the weather for a New York television station. His forecast: cloudy with a 100 percent chance of penis.
It's been reported that Microsoft's new Xbox One game console will be able to support up to 8 controllers. It's also expected to be able to support up to 0 girlfriends.
Nissan announced that by the year 2020, they will introduce self-driving cars. Though Lindsay Lohan says her car is already self-driving when she's drunk.
Researchers at the University of Washington have successfully completed an experiment where one person was able to control another's body movements using only his brain. They say their hope is to one day use the technology to control Miley Cyrus's twerking.
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones are on the verge of calling it quits after 13 years of marriage. And since their marriage is going down, it's expected to contract throat cancer.
On Thursday, George Zimmerman's wife filed for divorce. Which means it might be a while until Zimmerman gets off again because of a white woman.
LeBron James is producing a new sitcom. The working title is "Not In Cleveland".
Alec Baldwin has finalized a deal to host a weekly nighttime talk show on MSNBC. The show will feature Baldwin talking into a camera while trying to punch the person holding it.
Mississipi hunters set a new state record after capturing an alligator that weighs 727 pounds. Or as that's known in Mississippi, "gaunt".
A 19-year-old man was killed on Thursday when a remote-controlled model helicopter that he was piloting in a Brooklyn park struck him in the head. Officials say the man might've been saved, but the batteries had died for the remote-controlled ambulance.
Miley Cyrus said she knew her VMA performance would make history. Though so far it's only made history really, really uncomfortable.
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