Lindsay Vonn told Katie Couric that her boyfriend Tiger Woods is funny and goofy and always making jokes. She said her favorite joke of his is the one about a golfer and two hookers walking into a bar.
Starbucks has announced a plan to hire 10,000 veterans in the next few years. Which is why the Marines has changed its slogan to "The Few, The Proud, The Future Baristas".
This week Vice President Joe Biden accidentally dialed a wrong number when calling to congratulate the newly elected mayor of Boston. Even more embarrassing, the person at the other end was Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.
A recent report shows that there was a surge of job growth during the month of October. Mostly because Chris Christie kept his job and was still growing.
Marvel Comics is bringing back Ms. Marvel as a teenage Muslim girl. Her superpower is the ability to be invisible within her culture.
A high school in Massachusetts is getting complaints that a dinosaur statue on campus promotes homosexuality. Because the dinosaur is a herbivore.
A California man celebrated his 100th birthday this week by jumping out of a plane. He said he got the idea after being forced to watch "Last Vegas".
A new report says the CIA is paying AT&T $10 million to explore their phone records. But in a few years the CIA will be eligible for a free upgrade.
Mike Duggan, a former prosecutor and hospital chief executive, won the Detroit mayoral race on Tuesday. He said he's excited to get started and move his family into the mayor's cardboard mansion.
This week the student body president of one of the nation's top Christian college's admitted that he's always been an atheist. But he says he chose a Christian college for of all the opportunities to have hot, premarital abstinence.
Mary-Kate Olson said that when she and Ashley were in front of cameras, they never really felt like actresses. Because even after the camera added ten pounds they still couldn't be seen.
This week the co-founder of Pinkberry was convicted of assault. It stems from his original charge, which was by the ounce.
An NYU student was rescued after being stuck in the gap between two buildings for 36 hours. But on the bright side, he says he has a new favorite place to study.
Pitbull will host this year's "American Music Awards". Or as viewers will call it, "the day the music died".
Over the weekend, Oprah Winfrey held a yard sale at her house. The only item that didn't sell was her tv network.
All remaining Blockbuster stores will close by next January. So if you thought "I work at Blockbuster" was a bad pickup line, wait until you hear "I used to work at Blockbuster".
Chris Christie has officially won his re-election as Governor of New Jersey. Officials credit Christie with choosing to run on a platform that could actually support him.
Kellogg's is laying off workers because of falling cereal sales. Employees found out when their cereal box prizes turned out to be pink slips.
Google is launching a new service called Helpout to connect experts with advice seekers online. For instance, when asked for help finding a social network, experts answer with "not Google+".
This week the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics torch will be taken to space. And if karma exists, it'll be hit by a gay asteroid.
After an acrobat fell and was hospitalized with an injury, Cirque du Soleil has removed its stunt known as the "Wheel of Death". Though they plan on replacing the stunt with Lindsay Lohan driving her car.
A man in Las Vegas is planning to sell one of his testicles in exchange for $35,000. It's being described as the most baffling thing done for money since the filming of "Last Vegas".
In a recent interview, actress Blake Lively says she eats all the chocolate she wants, and doesn't feel the need to hire a personal trainer to stay in shape. "Oh shut up!" said women.
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