15 More Jokes

Guy Fieri was reportedly paid $100,000 by billionaire Steven Cohen to hang out with him for a day. Though sources say Cohen spent most of the day trying to put out the flames on Fieri's shirt.

7-11 has started to sell Fine wines that cost $20. The new wines have been described as having hints and notes of Lowrider Magazine.

Two Georgia high-school students have been arrested for having sex in the school cafeteria. Officials grew suspicious after finding pubic hair in something other than the food.

A high school chemistry teacher in Indiana was fired after taking his students to a strip club. Parents should've realized something was up after receiving a field trip notice that asked students to bring singles.

New Jersey governor Chris Christie has spent almost a million dollars on food trucks that would provide aid during a natural disaster. Though he said that he's still working on the emergency aid plan for the rest of New Jersey. 

Football great Brett Favre says that he's been suffering from memory loss. Or as experts are putting it, Brett Favre's brain has announced its retirement.

A new online store is selling Super hero costumes for rodents. Rodents say the most frightening costume is "Catwoman".

This week, Apple unveiled the new iPad Air. It's called the "Air" because after you buy one that's what's left in your wallet.

Alec Baldwin called the movie business a “fetid septic tank.” Then he tried to punch it in the face.

A new bra has been invented that will send out a tweet whenever it is removed. And whenever a guy is unable to remove it, the bra will tweet a fail whale.

James Franco will star in a Broadway production of the play “Of Mice and Men." Producers said they targeted Franco for the role of the mentally disabled Lennie after watching him host the Oscars.

Ben & Jerry’s has released a new Ron Burgundy themed ice cream. Officials say it tastes just like a whale's vagina.

Snooki said that her baby boy and Pauly D’s new baby girl could be boyfriend and girlfriend. And if eventually they had their own baby, it'd be an actual orange.

A new survey shows that men are more likely to form relationships with women who wear red on a first date. And even more likely to form relationships with women who wear nothing after the first date.

Bryan Cranston from "Breaking Bad" is the narrator of a new commercial for the iPad Air. SPOILER ALERT: at the end of the commercial your wallet is shot.