Gwyneth Paltrow told E! that when you're a mother it's harder to be a movie star than it is to hold an office job. And she says anyone who doesn't believe her can ask her butler's assistant.
To protest Russia's invasion, Ukranian women are refusing to have sex with Russian men. So take note, men, that Ukranian women won't put out on the first invasion.
Scientists are doing research to find proof that bisexuality exists. The research includes a night out barhopping with Andy Dick.
Hobby Lobby went before the Supreme Court to argue that they shouldn't have to pay for employee birth control. Hobby Lobby's defense was that anyone wearing a Hobby Lobby uniform isn't actually having sex.
In Missouri, elephants escaped from the circus and damaged cars in the parking lot. Even worse, it's been reported that the elephants were uninsured.
According to a new study, potential business investors prefer to get pitches from handsome men. While the Chicago Cubs prefer to get pitches from kindergartners.
Supporters of an initiative to legalize marijuana in California have received permission to begin gathering signatures. Unfortunately they totally can't remember where they left their pens.
Jimmy Carter said that he doesn’t use email because he thinks the NSA is monitoring it. And also because his grandkids haven't shown him how to use it.
At a recent town hall meeting, Governor Chris Christie told a 3-year-old boy that he's tired of all this "damn snow". He says it's his job to shutdown roads, not Mother Nature's.
Members of the Wu-Tang Clan say they'll sell just one copy of their new album. "Hey, me too!" said Vanilla Ice.
An Indiana brewery is launching an official "Star Trek" beer. The brewery says it's the only beer they'll sell that when poured won't get any head.
Good batch!! Keep em comin buddy!
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