A company in Idaho has launched a line of bullets laced with pork. Or as Chris Christie calls that, "friendly fire".
The company that makes "Sesame Street" has laid off ten percent of its workforce. Employees found out when the theme song was changed from "Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?" to "Can you tell me how to get to the unemployment line?"
Five longtime cast members will not be returning to "Glee" next season. Some speculate that the characters will be killed off the show in a tragic jazz hands accident.
On Friday, the NHL champion Blackhawks held a hometown victory parade through the streets of Chicago. The team lifted the Stanley Cup in front of thousands of fans, but only to keep it from being shot.
A Tupac musical may be headed to Broadway. It's expected to appeal to the coveted demo of people who'd never, ever see a Broadway show.
This weekend, President Obama is making his second visit to Africa. Or as Donald Trump is calling it, "homecoming".
On Wednesday, Kimberly McCarthy became the 500th prisoner to be executed in Texas. Death row officials recognized the milestone by showering her with confetti and giving her a gift card good toward her next execution.
Justin Bieber has been banned from a Las Vegas indoor skydiving facility. A manager for the facility said Bieber will have to go elsewhere if he wants to simulate his career.
Paula Deen's hometown in Georgia has plans to transform her childhood home into a museum. The town's officials say museum goers would be eligible for discounted tickets by mentioning the promo code "N word".
A movie based on Fifty Shades of Grey will come out next August. Though a sneak preview is already available online if you Google "porn".
Jay-Z's new song has lyrics inspired by Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit". Which means, everyone will just sing along even though they're not sure what Jay-Z is actually saying.
Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray says the band's next album will be released for free on their website. The move is being described by music critics as a "complete ripoff".
Liam Neeson is reportedly signing a $20 million deal to do Taken 3. The story will be based on a famous actor taking an entire movie studio hostage in exchange for $20 million ransom.
The University of Notre Dame is releasing its own fragrances for men and women. Alumni say they're excited to fall in love with a scent other than their own farts.
CNN announced that it is bringing back its show "Crossfire." Though no one believes it since the source is CNN.
Anthony Weiner's lead in a poll for the Democratic New York City mayoral nomination is due to responses of people who were who were reached by cell phone. Experts say it's no surprise that Weiner is doing well amongst voters who can sext.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West reportedly gave friends fake baby photos so they could catch people who were trying to sell the photo. They want to know who they can trust, and who deserves a guest spot on their reality show.
According to a new poll, only thirty percent of Americans are engaged and inspired at their jobs. The other seventy percent didn't answer because they were busy playing Candy Crush.
A company in Idaho has launched a line of bullets laced with pork to be used against Muslims. Upon hearing this, Chris Christie announced that he'd take a bullet for any Muslim.
For no charge, the New England Patriots will let fans exchange their Aaron Hernandez jerseys in July. However so far the only jerseys fans are trying to return are Tim Tebows.
Caesars Entertainment Corp. has cut ties with Paula Deen and removed her name from four of its restaurants. Caesars says that the restaurant names may change, but customers can still expect the same level of quality heart attack.
The former L.A. chief of police is launching a social network that's like Facebook for cops. Which means the "poke" function will be more effective since it'd be with a gun.
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