Monday, November 10, 2014

Topical Monologue Jokes That Won't Pose Topless



A new study reveals that wearing Google Glass may obstruct a person's peripheral vision. In other words, wearing the device would make it hard to see people pointing and laughing at you.

A former NFL cheerleader has been accused of having sex with a 15 year old boy. Authorities say the boy seems to be ok other than a sore hand from all the high-fives.

Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus has been found at fault for a hair-hanging stunt that resulted in acrobats injured by a plunge to the ground. Now Ringling Brothers is being referred to as "The Greatest Show Falling on Earth".

Daredevil Nik Wallenda completed his record-breaking tightrope walk while blindfolded between two Chicago skyscrapers. Though it would've been even more daring if he'd attempted to walk blindfolded through the streets Chicago without getting shot.

The bus bringing the Washington Redskins to their game last Sunday against the Minnesota Vikings crashed on the way to the stadium. The final score was Washington Redskins 0, Metaphors for the Washington Redskins Franchise 1.

New York has banned priests from traveling to western African nations because of the threat of transmitting Ebola. Because the virus can be spread through inappropriate contact with children.

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