Sunday, December 9, 2012

Week of December 1st

A man who had Mitt Romney's logo tattoed on his face during the presidential campaign has decided to get it removed. However he's still keeping the John McCain tramp stamp.

NBA commissioner David Stern has fined the San Antonio Spurs for not playing enough stars players at a recent game. He said if fans wanted to watch a competition devoid of stars, they'd watch "Dancing with the Stars".

A recent probe by NASA has revealed that there's ice on Mercury. A similar probe by E! Entertainment has revealed there's also Ice all over Coco.

Former President George H.W. Bush has been hospitalized in Houston. Bush knew he was ill after telling his wife to "read his lips" and she said "blue!"

A Los Angeles mall has installed the country's first caviar vending machine. It works like other other vending machines, expect that stuck items are dislodged by a butler.

Scientists have recently discovered that fetuses yawn in the womb. The study was conducted on 8 female and 7 male fetuses tuned into "The X-Factor".

Scientists say an Italian physics professor has captured the first direct photograph of human DNA. Which means scientists haven't seen the Kardashian sextape.

Universal Studios, which holds the rights to "50 Shades of Grey", is suing porn companies for ripping off the book. In response, porn companies are suing Universal for having no sense of irony.

Experts say people had better odds of becoming President than winning last week's jackpot. Except the exact opposite for Mitt Romney.

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