Week of December 8th

New-mom Snooki has offered pregnancy advice to Kate Middleton. Her advice: "liquor before beer and you're in the clear".

The New York Film Critics Circle voted Matthew McConaughey Best Supporting Actor for his work in "Magic Mike". McConaughey thanked his wife for always being there for him, and then thanked his shirt for never being there for him.

A federal court has upheld a 319-million dollar verdict against Disney over profits from "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire". The verdict was part of another show called "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire By Suing Disney".

The IRS has seized Lindsay Lohan's bank accounts to pay her huge tax debts. Lohan responded by seizing more jewelry from stores.

According to "Forbes" magazine, Hollywood's most overpaid actor is Eddie Murphy. The second most overpaid actor is Murphy's agent for acting like Eddie is still funny.

Chris Brown tweeted a photo of himself in Amsterdam smoking three joints at once. Two were in his mouth, and one in the mouth of his neck tattoo.

Amy Winehouse's London home has been sold for 3.2 million dollars. The new owner says the house is in bad shape and definitely needs to be rehabbed.

One Direction and Carly Rae Jepsen were both passed over for Best New Artist nominations by this year's Grammy Awards. But they have next year to look forward to, when they'll both be up for Best New Sandwich Artist at Subway.

A Penn State sorority is being criticized for a photo showing the group of mostly white college girls posing as stereotypical Mexicans. However a school spokesman says the girls were actually just posing as stereotypically dumb sorority girls.

The NBA's New Orleans Hornets are planning to change their nickname to the Pelicans. However the rest of the league will continue to call them "the losers".

This week, Britain's Prince William and Kate announced that they're expecting a baby. Also this week, William's brother, Prince Harry announced that he's expecting a hangover.

The Grammy's announced they are adding three new categories to their list of awards next year. The categories include, Best Classical Compendium, Best Latin Jazz Album and Best New Category.

Apple CEO Tim Cook says the company will move some of its production to the U.S. next year. The move will create new jobs in the U.S., but unfortunately the only qualified candidates are kids in China.

NASA’s Voyager 1 spacecraft has discovered that the solar system is bigger than originally thought. The discovery was made after measuring the size of Chris Christie's pants.

Starbucks announced plans to add at least 1,500 locations in the U.S. over the next five years. U.S. officials say the only way to make room for more Starbucks is to make more states.

Authorities in Malibu are determining how to remove a 40,000 lb whale carcass rotting on a local beach. The scene has been causing a big disturbance, as paparazzi repeatedly mistake it for Jessica Simpson.

In a recent interview, Newt Gingrich said that the fiscal cliff is just an "artificial invention" designed to create fear. He then revealed that the only artificial invention he supports is the McRib.

A Cathay Pacific flight attendant was fired after writing on her Facebook page that she wanted to throw coffee in a passenger's face. Even worse, she posted the comment when all electronic devices were supposed to be turned off.

A Cathay Pacific flight attendant was fired after writing on her Facebook page that she wanted to throw coffee in a passenger's face. The airline stated that company policy strictly prohibits giving customers any free drinks.

Authorities have reported that a Northern California man was kidnapped and then forced to do repairs around the suspect's home. Police say they expect the suspect to be charged with "attempted marriage".

Pizza Hut Canada has produced a limited-edition perfume that smells like pizza. And for an extra $2 you can add breadsticks cologne.

Thursday, Google announced that its social network, Google Plus, has 135 million active users. "Good one!" said Myspace.

Barbara Walters has named Honey Boo Boo as one of the most fascinating people of 2012. And Honey Boo Boo's 'Mama' has been named one of the most fascinating people of 2012 lbs.

A new study shows that couples who choose to have children live longer than couples who don't have kids. However, all the extra time spent living is only used posting their kids' pictures to Facebook.

Comedian Katt Williams is accused of slapping an employee at a California Target. Williams said the employee was "asking for it" because he was wearing a bullseye.

Researchers have found a fossil specimen of what could be the earliest known dinosaur to walk the Earth. They've named it the LarryKingasaurus.

A Florida sheriff's office has reported finding a living dog that was tossed in a garbage pile scheduled for pickup. Or as the dog called it, an all you can eat buffet.

San Francisco's Board of Supervisors gave final approval on Tuesday to a ban on public nudity. The board also gave approval for San Francisco to now be called "The City that Never Streaks".