Week of November 10th

Officials say Superstorm Sandy may have destroyed as many 250,000 vehicles. Or as Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes call it, "girls night out".

A measure that legalized marijuana in Colorado and Washington has opened the door for "pot tourism". Which means those states can expect to see even more people clutching maps and looking very lost.

Spanx has opened its first retail store. All items appear to be 30% off, even though they're really not.

In LA County, a measure passed that requires porn stars to wear condoms while filming. It's being referred to as "the day the moneyshot died".

Researchers discovered that in a certain type of bird, the baby bird must sing a learned “password” to its mother in order to be fed. Researchers also believe it's the same "password" sung by Adele at McDonalds.

Navy SEALs involved in the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden were punished for providing classified information for a new video game. The classified information included the find Osama cheat code: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B.

Officials have suggested that the extramarital affair of former CIA head David Petraeus is to blame for the poor response to the attacks in Libya. Although this was pretty obvious when Petraeus showed up to Libya late and with lipstick on his collar.

Officials have suggested that the extramarital affair of former CIA head David Petraeus is to blame for the poor response to the attacks in Libya. Although this was pretty obvious when Petraeus refused to show Libya his call history.

After two years together, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are splitting. Which restores Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi as Hollywood's most famous lesbian couple.